Say, Aren't You a Little Too... Early?

15:05 26 August 2023100112

dante-heller:
annalyticall:
danhoemei:
danhoemei:
danhoemei:
danhoemei:
danhoemei:
My friends who just got their first glasses: i need this highly expensive special cloth to wipe them, I also have this eyeglass cleaner from the same company, did you know you shouldn’t use your t shirt unless it’s specifically soft
Me who’s worn glasses since middle school: *slaps soap onto the glasses and washes them in the sink then wipes them with toilet paper* what
Did I stutter
No
Mah men
Our ranks are getting stronger
okay this one wins, everyone go home

14:57 26 August 202347116

ex0skeletal-undead:

fireleafwa:
artistsanimals:
Title: Statuette (figure) - Lumpfish
Artist: Erik Nielsen
Date: ca. 1896-1897
Material: porcelain
Source: Museum of Applied Arts, Budapest
Can’t believe you’d view that fish with your own eyes and then ask this

0:42 20 August 202333742

derinthescarletpescatarian:

thegaymertrainer:
I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN
Look when you hit on the winning formula the first time why change it

13:05 19 August 20239301

halberdierminister:

oglegoggle:
halberdierminister:
deadpansasser:
halberdierminister:
Look at this cool new t-shirt I made for fans of Abraham Lincoln! I made it on my own time, with my own resources, and without any affiliation to existing public or private institutions concerned with history, education, hospitality, culture or retail. You can find it at my new Threadless shop or directly at bit.ly/imissabe

1:01 17 August 2023110020

vexwerewolf:

xeansicemane:
prokopetz:
“Isn’t it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal” I mean, there’s a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn’t have enough poison in it.
Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.
We’re not fast and don’t have a lot of natural weaponry but we’re bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

16:26 14 August 20231348

czortofbaldmountain:

The so-called Original Sin is something to be celebrated. It is good, actually, to know morality beyond blind obedience. There is no taint, human beings are not born deserving of Hell.